I am so freaking pro at Twitter. I've got an entire TWENTY THREE FOLLOWERS! And get this- nearly SIX of the them are real people! And only HALF of them quit Twitter 7 months ago! Can you believe it?!
Still not impressed? Then look at it this way- six multipled by a million is six million. SIX MILLION FOLLOWERS!
I am so, so, so, so, so ,so, so serious right now. I mean, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo serious. Words can not properly describe my incredible seriousityness right now.