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140 words of awesome.

Written by testicular on December 4, 2009
I'm happy today.

I'm super happy today.

I'm motherfucking ecstatic today.

I hope I spelled ecstatic correctly.

I did because my spell-check isn't flipping a bitch right now.

I need to get to the point.

Sooooo. Today I went out for sushi. When my dad was paying the bills I asked if I could go to the convenience store across the plaza. He said sure and gave me ten bucks.

Soooo I started running and running and running and running and then my ankle started to hurt so I was just like, "FUCK." But then it got better. As you can see my writing is a little bit cocksucking right now because I'm kind of not in the right frame of mind for writing because I'll tell you soon because I want to.

I went into Daisy Mart and I was like, "lulz they aint gon have any gum here" but I was WRONG.

THIS WAS THE MOST FUCKING FANTASTIC DAISY MART EVER OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

FIRST I FOUND MY GUM.

SECOND? I FOUND POPEYES CANDY STICKS WHICH I NORMALLY ONLY GET ONCE A YEAR!

THIRD? THIRD?! THIRD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I GOT THE MOST FANTASTIC THING EVER WHICH I THOUGHT WAS ONLY IN AMERICA BUT I WAS WROOOOOONG!

FOOSH MINTS. I HAD THREE OF THEM. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF THREE CUPS OF COFFEE. HAHAHAHA CAPS I MAKE YOUR EYES BLEEEEED ADGKLSDKLF.

...So now I'm basically shitting on my keyboard because this is TOTALLY worth blogging about. Well not really. But yes. I do feel some sort of need to dump a blog here every day.

sdfa

Oh yes, and that commercial's going well. I've got like a minute of it up already and the teacher said I could have some more time on it.

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Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:21 AM +
Lithium
Live as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.

This is 295 words you lying bi-

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:24 AM +
Merovign
Music is the shorthand of emotion.

Upload it on youtube and show it to us. :D

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:29 AM +
Waffle
Hello =)

so.... many.... blogs.....

*is crushed by the massive amount of blogs being produced by this VuTaler*

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:40 AM +
tarheel91
///M

I'd like to point out that testicular has fifteen blogs to my nine despite having only one month to my eight.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:55 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

Where's the part where you say

I'm a G.I.R.L


There's no way you can be a girl.

No way...

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 02:56 AM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

tarheel91 said: I'd like to point out that testicular has fifteen blogs to my nine despite having only one month to my eight.


to my 11

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 03:20 AM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

Nass said: Where's the part where you say
I'm a G.I.R.L


There's no way you can be a girl.

No way...


FNNNGF.

I'm a girl.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 03:32 AM +
Gujju
"Get chance and luck!"

Ok here is what i meant to say yesterday.

You blogging everyday is pushing down other peoples blog. Other blogs that have more content and effort. So please. Either post less often or post better content.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 03:35 AM +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

I don't even know what's going on anymore

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 03:46 AM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

testicular said:
Nass said: Where's the part where you say
I'm a G.I.R.L


There's no way you can be a girl.

No way...


FNNNGF.

I'm a girl.


Mhmm.

I'm a girl too.

See the similarity between our posts?

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:59 AM +
JrRepty

You draw right? You should totally show us your pics you know.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 04:06 PM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

Nass said:
testicular said:
Nass said: Where's the part where you say
I'm a G.I.R.L


There's no way you can be a girl.

No way...


FNNNGF.

I'm a girl.


Mhmm.

I'm a girl too.

See the similarity between our posts?


fnnnnnng there is no winning here.

BUT I INSIST I AM A GIRL EVEN IF I LACK PROOF.

and kfine, I will not blog as much. D:

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 04:08 PM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

http://www.myspace.com/lulzayakii

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.

I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:06 PM +
darkness
Sometimes the most profound reaction is nothing.

Is sdfa your version of stfu now?

Just wonderin'.

 
 
Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:23 PM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

testicular said: http://www.myspace.com/lulzayakii

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME.

I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW.


Mhmm.
Nice job pulling some poor random girl off of MySpace.

These eyes only accept tits

This isn't over "Sofia"

 

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