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I know way too many douchebags.

Written by testicular on December 1, 2009
I'm going to sound like a bitch here.

There's this kid who's a total loser in my math class, and god damn, I can see why.

He's a DOUCHEBAG. I don't know how, but I got on the wrong side of him this year, and now he pretty much always starts fights with me for no reason, which I always win.

Today I was passing by, and he's like "WOW, WAY TO FAIL SOFIA" so I got all up in his face like a tough bitch and said something like "shut up" except I said it more serious-like so he was just like "/cower" and then I walked away like an even tougher bitch. It made me feeeeeeeeeel good.

Then after school the entire grade seven class was held up for five minutes because nobody would shut up in class so when the teacher was giving us instructions on how to shut up the little douche is like, "YEAH SOFIA, BE QUIET." so I get all up in his face again and I call him a retarded little kid and I'm all serious business again and he just sits there staring at me, admiring my supreme lulziness.

Little bitch better not fuck with me anymore.

Anyways.

Chips ahoy bites are good.

WoW is good.

Running out of things to blog about is not good.

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Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:08 PM +
Arladerus

I prefer Chunks Ahoy. More chocolate <3

 
 
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:15 PM +
spygirl57
woo POW

Your lucky!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they're gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!

 
 
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:17 PM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

Just beat the shit outta them.

I haven't encountered a male douchbag since summer because of it.

 
 
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:27 PM +
snowhamster
You know what I hate? Haters and hypocrites.

spygirl57 said: Your lucky!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they're gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!


Yeah? Well I got Nass.
LOLJK.
I have this guy who screams at everyone and is like "I HATE THE WORLD" who had a crush on me.
And then after I rejected him, he stalked me at school. Then he stopped near the end of the 7th grade year...
But now it's starting again.

Nonetheless, douchebags = INTO THE GROUND!

 
 
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:33 PM +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

snowhamster said:
spygirl57 said: Your lucky!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they're gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!


Yeah? Well I got Nass.
LOLJK.
I have this guy who screams at everyone and is like "I HATE THE WORLD" who had a crush on me.
And then after I rejected him, he stalked me at school. Then he stopped near the end of the 7th grade year...
But now it's starting again.

Nonetheless, douchebags = INTO THE GROUND!


 
 
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:34 PM +
Infamous
Make war, not soap.

Penis penis penis.

best part of the blog.

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 02:15 AM +
DarkDragoon
Twiggily diggily dock

spygirl57 said: Your lucky!
At least the douchebag in your math class hates you!
I have TWO douchebags, they're gay, ugly, and fat, and they both have a crush on me.
WHYY DO THE WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST PEOPLE LIKE ME?!


If they're gay doesn't that mean something if they have a crush on you? o:
jaykay

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 02:53 AM +
dee32693
My theme is NOM NOM NOM<3

Tough girls liek you are always fun to have around in school.

So, you're like the toucher/cooler version of Sam in iCarly?

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 02:54 AM +
Joaco
Trance music + night + npp

I love you

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 03:01 AM +
Arladerus

Connie, you must be rough on bed. Let me hug you as I unhook your bra.

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 03:07 AM +
Pepper
If light travels so fast... Why is it never called a ninja?

Bwahaha.
Good thing I don't really have friends.

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 03:07 AM +
snowhamster
You know what I hate? Haters and hypocrites.

Dude, what is with you and wanting to unhook my bra?
I mean seriously.

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 03:14 AM +
Dest1
Maximum Overtroll!!

-walks up to seventh grade kids-

Me: Yo sup kiddies, I'm in the 9th grade and I am going to beat you up!
7th grade kids: lulwatsillyazn
Me: -kungfu-

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 05:54 PM +
JrRepty

Learn to be lesbian like me ;D

"YOU GET THEEEE BESSSSSSSST OF BOTH WORLLLLLLLLLLDSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

 
 
Wed Dec 02, 2009 09:03 PM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

dee32693 said: Tough girls liek you are always fun to have around in school.

So, you're like the toucher/cooler version of Sam in iCarly?


Yeah, except I don't eat as much. D:

 

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