...siiiiiiiiiince I mentioned I do probably read crappy fanfiction from time to time or just stumble upon the wrong, wrong, wrong kind of people let me tell you a kind of fantasy character that makes no sense at all and whoever makes one needs to be shot.

Half-wolves.
Half-cats.
Half-ANYTHING NON-HUMANOID.

First off, how does a half-whatever shit even exist? Think about it. You cannot "place the spirit of an animal" in a person, because they'd still be a human, they'd just be like, possessed.

You cannot "inject a teenager with animal DNA" like so many boards suggested on neopets three years ago. Because they will STILL be a teenager, they will just have all this useless-ass DNA stuck in their body.

You can't just be born a half-something for no reason. That doesn't make any sense.

So my best guess is that their moms all fuck housecats and wolves. It's the only logical explanation. Like, seriously. Once you think about it, even that doesn't make any sense, but that's the closest I could get to WHY exactly there would be a half cat or half wolf. Or a half horse. Or half anything-that-is-not-human-ish.

And IF you happened to be half-something, you would not only have their ears, tail, fangs and claws. NO. You would probably be covered in a good deal of fur. You would have a snout. (a small one though.) You would also probably have four nipples at least (lololololololol), and you would certainly not act like a teenager. You would act like an animal. If you are half-cat, you would run around attacking random things for shits and giggles and you would rub your ass on people's faces to show you love them. If you are half-wolf, you would be taking bites out of people's faces and whatnot or whatever wolves do. I don't have a pet wolf. I don't even like wolves.

tl;dr: Fuck catgirls.