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No, seriously. Please touch my shit.

Written by testicular on November 26, 2009
It seems today that my friends have an obsession with touching my shit.

You see, the school got me this laptop and stuff so I could upload my work on there without losing it, because that's a total bitch for me since I seem to have some kind of disorganized-shit disorder.

So yesterday my two friends were like "yeah, asian guys are not sexy, no way, there are no sexy asian guys" so I ran to my locker and I whipped out my cock laptop and I googled "SEXY ASIAN GUYS" and they were like, "...oh yeah, that one's hot." For some reason I feel I need to add I don't listen to Japanese music, nor do I idolize Japanese transvestite rock icons.

Then it turns out to be an indoor recess. So naturally, since I've got some neat piece of technology four or five girls think this is some pretty fucking impressive shit. They all flock around me and they say "SOFIAPLEASEGOTOTHISSTUPIDFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITWEBSITEWHICHWASPROBABLYPOPULARBACKIN2006" and then my friend rips the laptop from me and starts playing a game, and once I take it back she immediately takes it again to show me her house in Melbourne, and after THAT I wikipedia kangaroo, and then when there's a picture of a newborn kangaroo which is freaky shit she IMMEDIATELY mashes the backspace button until we're back to that game she was playing.

So then after that everyone starts ripping the laptop from me and clicking the fuck around like it's a learning laptop and they just keep clicking and clicking and clicking this stupid fucking shit until IE crashes.

I try and open it again.

IE cannot start.

Open it again.

IE cannot start.

Open it again.

IE cannot start.

YOU FUCKING TECHNOLOGICALLY RETARDED VULTURES. LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID. FUCKERSSSSS.

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Thu Nov 26, 2009 02:02 PM +
Merovign
Music is the shorthand of emotion.

Google Chrome for the win.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 03:29 PM +
Vusys
Fuck SyFy

Ew Chrome.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 03:48 PM +
Rep
Most of the things you worry about NEVER happen. But you weren't worried about me slitting your throat, now, were you?

Ew IE.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 03:57 PM +
testicular
LULZMAYAKII, CREATOR OF TOO-SHORT BLOGS AND ABUSER OF CAPS, THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING VUTALES

It's only my school laptop that uses IE. I use Firefox.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 04:42 PM +
Pirkid
Write drunk, edit sober.

I'm still stuck between Chrome and Firefox.

But IE is nationally retarded.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 06:22 PM +
FunnyFroggy
JESSICA JUNG!<3

YDI for using IE.

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 09:01 PM [Edited once ] +
David
Beeh.

FireFox is this giant ... dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it...

Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn't know how to solve, it just shrugs.

Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!

Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome... except at loading very specific sites... the way Apple wants it.

And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it's cool.

And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. :)

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:44 PM +
SaintofSin

David said: FireFox is this giant ... dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it...

Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn't know how to solve, it just shrugs.

Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!

Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome... except at loading very specific sites... the way Apple wants it.

And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it's cool.

And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. :)


:|

 
 
Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:54 PM +
David
Beeh.

SaintofSin said:
David said: FireFox is this giant ... dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it...

Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn't know how to solve, it just shrugs.

Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!

Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome... except at loading very specific sites... the way Apple wants it.

And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it's cool.

And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. :)


:|



Did you know, that :| is technically a light :) ???

So, what are you :| ing @?

 
 
Fri Nov 27, 2009 01:49 AM +
Arladerus

Indoor recess? Haven't had one of those since grade 6.

 
 
Fri Nov 27, 2009 03:45 AM [Edited once ] +
Nass
We're only here for a few blinks kids, so act now. This stuff wont last.

David said:
SaintofSin said:
David said: FireFox is this giant ... dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it...

Chrome is this sprinter, that whizzes around the web, and does your day to day tasks extraordinarily well, but when it encounters a problem it doesn't know how to solve, it just shrugs.

Internet Explorer is this blumbering idiot that lags behind every body else, but with each successive version, they become a little less retarded. In fact, IE9 actually has an IQ of 100! Success!

Safari is this uptight browser which is capable of handling the load, but is slower than chrome... except at loading very specific sites... the way Apple wants it.

And Opera is just this random browser that people use for the lulz, and because it's cool.

And Flock is for those MySpace nerds who love social networking. :)


:|



Did you know, that :| is technically a light :) ???

So, what are you :| ing @?


=/

is what he meant.;

@Blog: 2girls1cup

 
 
Fri Nov 27, 2009 04:51 PM +
JrRepty

If that happenned in my school, we'd all be saying one thing. School lappy fail. Seriously, what good comes from a school?!

 
 
Fri Nov 27, 2009 05:43 PM +
dee32693
My theme is NOM NOM NOM<3

Dervd said: FireFox is this giant ... dinosaur that can do EVERYTHING YOU WANT ON THE WEB but it LUMBERS around, RAWRING everytime something screws up, and it drags your whole PC with it..


ily for that lmao xDDDD

 

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