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TODAY IS MY MOTHER EFFING BIRTHDAY

Written by Nass on November 16, 2009
The last birthday thread I made was when I turned 13.

Doubt anyone remembers but yeah.

Today is my birthday, the day where I become a step closer to becoming legal.
The day where I become one step closer to legally buying rated M games.
The day where I skip classes to avoid getting birthday beats.
The day where I get my H1N1 shot.



Whoa, whoa, hold up.

Rewind that.

Flu shot?

Why the eff to I need to get that?

"BECAUSE YOU HAVE ASTHMA AND PEOPLE WITH IT GET THE SHOT TODAY!1111"

"Mother, it's my birthday. Please don't make me look at a needle going into my arm as a present."

Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid of needles but Google the side effects of the shot.

I don't want a sore arm on my birthday :(


So yesterday there was this dude who sat in front of me on bus 203 Carson.

It was all normal until he started rocking.

Like literally, he was feeling his music.

To keep from this looking so obvious I was looking, I glance off the window.

When opportunity smacked me hard on the head and said "STOP JACKING OFF DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

I closed my music and leaned my iPod against the bottom of my stomach and my crotch area, the camera was pointed directly at him.

I filmed.

Oh I filmed alright.

Haha, aight peace.

Laterrrr!

Later-tron 2004, and this is how the beat goes.


~Nass

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Mon Nov 16, 2009 01:12 PM [Edited once ] +

And today be the day you get 1 step closer to crossing the sanzu river.
Happy B'day Nass, Happy B'day.

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 03:37 PM +

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE! XD

and rofflll ;D i wanna see! if it isnt a dirty video

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 06:38 PM [Edited once ] +

lol that is so funny, i saw this black guy on the bus today on my way to class and he was JAMMING in his seat. popping, locking, doing a wave with his arm. it took everything i had to not laugh. I considered filming him to, but he was a black guy..surrounded by other black guys..in the black neighbourhood..my new sexy phone. not happening =(



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE..

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 09:25 PM +

You're... 13...?

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:11 PM +

No, the last blog I made about my birthday was when I was TURNING 13.

I'm 15 now.

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:20 PM +

Happy Birthday, bud, have a good one.

 
 
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:37 PM +

so you're...13?

 
 
Tue Nov 17, 2009 03:02 AM +

So how old are you, kid? Like 13 or what?

 
 
Tue Nov 17, 2009 04:13 AM +

I'm 15 fuck

 
 
Tue Nov 17, 2009 04:47 AM +

Blog reads: 7777
this is getting ridiculous...
and hbd.

 
 
Tue Nov 17, 2009 04:48 AM +

Nass said: No, the last blog I made about my birthday was when I was TURNING 13.

I'm 15 now.


Oh. I get it now

 
 
Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:37 PM +

I know three other guys with Nov 16 as their B-day. O_O

 

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