You think your life is tough? Well, my mom kicked me out of my hosue before I was 13, so to survive I had to travel with this middle aged guy who only thought about getting laid and getting hard, and this teenage girl who beat me and only thought about getting wetter. So the three of us, we traveled from town to town, picking fights with other kids and even adults. Life was total shit, and the only thing that kept me going was my dream of becoming Pokemon Master.

Well you think your job is tough too? Well la dee dah. I have to go to work with this hippy guy, and he keeps on bringing his dog to work and they eat dog treats, so everyone's really creeped out about that. There's also this really smart girl, but she's freaking ugly and she's always saying random crap like "Blonkers" or "Jankie" or something. And if that isn't enough, there's also this really hot girl who's a total dumbass. In fact, I don't even know why we keep her around. So anyways, what we do is drive around in a van and solve mysteries and shit.