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Things that tick me off.

Tagged as: Dest1, rant.

Written by Dest1 on October 25, 2009
(Beware, the blog has cursing. I can’t stop listening to Nass’s people’s music.)


Man, some things really push me off the edge.

Sometimes, these things cause me to go apeshit all over your face, while sometimes;;;;;;;; (YOU LIKE THAT TARHEEL? Grammar Nazi) these things cause me to go apeshit all over your mom. I don’t see a difference between your face and your mom though, they look the same;.&*@;;;;;! ugly and retarded (that’s right, I incorporated a yo momma joke and an ugly and retarded joke at the same time. I’m so cool).

First, when people ignore you when you talk to them.

Like, dude, I’m damn talking to you. For example:

Me: “Hey Wassup, Joe!”
Joe: -keeps eating food-
Me: “Joe! Joe! Hellooo? *snaps fingers in his face*”
Joe: *nom nom nom slurrrrrp*
Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER, ANSWER ME.
Joe: *nom nom nom no- “Wat?”
Me: Dude, I forgot what I was going to tell you because you wouldn’t answer me.
Joe: See, you were going to forgot what you were going to say anyway.
Me: I’m going to kill you.

That really ticks me off. Whenever that happens, I feel like punching the person in the face. It’s PISSES ME OFF.

Second, when someone who was your friend the other day somehow found an entirely new group of friends and acts like an ass to you.

Example:

Me: Yo, sup Sarah.
Sarah: What the heck do you want?
Me: What? Why are you saying that?
Sarah: Because I am, and I can.
Me: But when I said that yesterday, you replied nicely.
Sarah: Well maybe I’m having a bad day.
Me: Alright then, I’ll talk to you later.

-Waits a couple days to pass by-

Sarah: *laughing and giggling with new friends*
Me: Hey Sarah!
Sarah: Get the hell away from me, freak.
Me: What the fuck did I do?
Sarah: Just get the fuck away from me.
Sarah’sNewFriend: You heard her.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?!
Sarah: Shut up.

And note, I never did ANYTHING to bother them.

THIRD.
When people talk behind your back thinking they don’t know you’re there, but you’re right next to them.

This actually happened the other day.

Robby –talking to friend-: Man, I don’t want that asshole Dest on my team.
Jamie –Robby’s friend-: He’s right next to you…
Robby: Oh, haha…
Me: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Robby: Heheh, I didn’t mean it…
Me: Shut the FUCK UP, asshole.
Robby: Calm down!
Me: YOU FUCKING SAY THAT WHEN I’M FUCKING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!
Jamie: -tries to stop me from going apeshit on Robby-
Me: Alright, I’m not the person who fights, but seriously, you’re walking on the edge of the cliff, asshole.

Oh! Oh! How about people who interrupt you and don’t know what the topic is about?

Shall I show you an example?

Me –to Michelle-: So I heard that Ed didn’t do his homewor-
Dan: EHEHEHE yeah yeah what? What?
Me: ….-___-
Dan: What happen? What?
Me: So anyway, did you get the paper that I asked you to ge-
Dan: Yeah I got that paper!
Me: REALLY? YOU AREN’T EVEN IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS.
Dan: Uh yeah I am….
Me: Just stop.
Dan: I really am inside your Biology clas-
Me: STOP.
Dan: I-
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONVERSATION.
Michelle: -Looks at Me weird-
Me: I’m not usually like this. It’s just people who interrupt make me mad.
Michelle: Sure…

Oh wait! What about people who don’t keep their mouths shut? Like people who BLURT OUT EVERY SINGLE THING they think about. It’s like they can’t fucking keep their mouths shut. Just last week, this happened in class:

Jennifer: -really loud- So I heard Dest slept with Maria.
Whole entire class: -overhears Jennifer talking to friend- LE GASP? WHAT?!
Me: -facepalm to the nine-thousandth degree-
Class: Is that true, Dest?!
Me: …-EPIC HEADDESK-

Ok, maybe that didn’t happen. But know I’ve slept with 12 girls and had my wiener licked by this chick named Veronica.

EDIT: Also, Grammar Nazis piss me off too. Like you, tarheel. Just for that comment, I'm going to throw in some more semi-colons. Although, I still love you.

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Mon Oct 26, 2009 02:56 PM [Edited once ] +

It's like. me; typing like this- Punctuation: has be/come meaningless'

You just threw in a bunch of extra punctuation without any need for it. Semicolons separate what would otherwise be complete sentences. They do the same thing as a period. The first one is absolutely useless, and the second should be a colon. Plus, right before that, the one place you NEED a semicolon, you use a comma. *faceplam*

Edit: I called you out on it because it wasn't just a couple minor mistakes. I seriously had issues understanding what you were saying until I realized you had no idea what to do with a semicolon and were just throwing them in randomly.

 
 
Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:23 PM +

Wtf Dest. You're not allowed to be meaner than me D:<

O ps ur a hore.

 
 
Tue Oct 27, 2009 09:24 PM +

tarheel91 said: It's like. me; typing like this- Punctuation: has be/come meaningless'

You just threw in a bunch of extra punctuation without any need for it. Semicolons separate what would otherwise be complete sentences. They do the same thing as a period. The first one is absolutely useless, and the second should be a colon. Plus, right before that, the one place you NEED a semicolon, you use a comma. *faceplam*

Edit: I called you out on it because it wasn't just a couple minor mistakes. I seriously had issues understanding what you were saying until I realized you had no idea what to do with a semicolon and were just throwing them in randomly.


I was mad k, no spell check

 

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