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"The Lottery" Sucks
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Written by TheSmartGuy on October 16th, 2009.
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In case you don't know,
The Lottery is a short story of a village that holds a lottery. The winner of the lottery is stoned to death, but you don't know that until the end of the story.
Oops, I just spoiled the story for you. Damn.
Anyways, after I finished reading The Lottery, my first thought was "What the hell was that?". I cannot STAND books without a happy, or at least semi-happy ending. The real world doesn't always have a happy ending, but that doesn't mean you can't write a story with one. What do they expect me to do with a crappy ending? Learn a lesson?
Man, I hate learning lessons.
That's also why I don't want to read 1984, Animal Farm, The Grapes of Wrath, or basically any story that has won any book award ever. Because they have disappointing endings. And that angers me. (Yes, I checked the plot synopsis of all three stories on Wikipedia. Because I'm like that.)
~The More You Didn't Need to Know.
Oops, I just spoiled the story for you. Damn.
Anyways, after I finished reading The Lottery, my first thought was "What the hell was that?". I cannot STAND books without a happy, or at least semi-happy ending. The real world doesn't always have a happy ending, but that doesn't mean you can't write a story with one. What do they expect me to do with a crappy ending? Learn a lesson?
Man, I hate learning lessons.
That's also why I don't want to read 1984, Animal Farm, The Grapes of Wrath, or basically any story that has won any book award ever. Because they have disappointing endings. And that angers me. (Yes, I checked the plot synopsis of all three stories on Wikipedia. Because I'm like that.)
~The More You Didn't Need to Know.







The kind who can't take drama.
The kind who can't take drama.
Oh yeah, I hate that too. Down with the drama llamas! :(
The kind who can't take drama.
Oh yeah, I hate that too. Down with the drama llamas! :(
You're not gonna like reading some people's blogs huh?
Althought i have to agree with you on the 1984 thing. I hated that book, not because of the sad ending (actually, the ending is left open to interpretation, we had a huge discussion about whether Winston died or not in my English class), but because I dont enjoy book about the government and dystopias and such.
So students in English classes will learn to over-analyze everything, trying to find the "theme" and discover "artistic unity".
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The kind who can't take drama.
No, it's not about drama. Y'all will discover that all those books that won awards and such and are recognized as part of the literary cannon don't care about plot at all. Hate to break it to you. The beauty comes from their prose, their symbolism, their message, etc., and the way it all relates.
My classic example is a book called Ms. Dalloway. Here's the entire plot of the book: Some dude comes back from India (it's set in early 1900's Britain), and visits some old friend he used to like. Then, he goes to her party. That's it. And yet, so much is said in that book. I really enjoyed it. Pride and Prejudice isn't considered one of the greatest novels of all time for its plot. There are only so many ways you can tell boy meets girl, boy and girl go through problem, and boy and girl come out together before every story's just a slight twist of another. What makes a great story isn't the story itself, but the way it's told.
So students in English classes will learn to over-analyze everything, trying to find the "theme" and discover "artistic unity".
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You are so right that my head asploded from your rightness.
So students in English classes will learn to over-analyze everything, trying to find the "theme" and discover "artistic unity".
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You are so right that my head asploded from your rightness.
Don't try to win points with my penguin. >=O
You wise guy you you.
This is the number 1 reason why I didn't take English Literature: The freaking over analysis.
You wise guy you you.
This is the number 1 reason why I didn't take English Literature: The freaking over analysis.
Yes, because all of y'all are infinitely more wise than the people who devote their lives to studying this stuff. You know better than them how deep a book is.
Pro tip: Most of them are deeper than you'll ever know.
Animal Farm, never read it. George Orwell? 1984. I </3