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The Smell of French Fries

Written by dee32693 on September 19, 2009
How exactly do you ask a guy if he's gay?


o.O

O.o

No seriously xD My friend David, who's gay, saw this cute guy sitting alone while we were luncheoning. He somehow worked up the nerve to say 'Do you always sit alone?' *squeals*CAN'T BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY WORKED LOL*squeals again*

So anyway, the guy turns out to be awesome cool (he was wearing a kingdom hearts 2 shirt and later told us he's convinced Sora and Riku are gay and should just get together. Definitely should've been a friend before this!) and an amazing artist! Except here's the thing.

We can't tell if he's gay.

Now to some this may not be a big deal. But helloooo, most of my friends irl are gay! I need to know so I can know whether I can mess around with him (for example, touch him, at all. i don't touch straight guys. ) or if i need to put him on my 'keep distance' list.

I got my gay bestie Ken and his boyfriend Gregorio (awesome naaammee omg can't get over it xD) to do a surreptitious gay-dar on him but they ended up averaging 50-50.

WTF man D< why is this so hard?!

And now my friends are all going "It's too earlyyy" "You just met him two days ago (they said this yesterday)" and "Wait for the friendship to grow"

I can't do that D= If he's gay, it's cool I can keep texting and talking to him on facebook and asking him in depth about things in his life and stuff. But if he's straight, lines are drawn, and no more of that shiz because it isn't appropriate.

So in conclusion, I want to know, but cannot ask in a way that might imply that I think he is just in case it upsets him D=


this is why im no good at making friends; can anyone say, nuerotic?

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Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:34 PM +

"What do you wank to?"

 
 
Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:45 PM +

LOlno

he's shy =( he'd think i was megan fox!

[in case you didn't get it, he'd think i was a maneater]

 
 
Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:49 PM +

Ask him to check if there's dirt under his nails.

If he's gay he'll hold his hand out (palm facing downwards) with his fingers outstretched. Like a female.

If he's straight he'll flip his palm over(palm facing upwards) and close his fingers just enough so he could see all of them.

Or maybe that's just to tell if someone if girly gay....

 
 
Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:49 PM +

How in the heck is it inappropriate to have a straight guy friend? o_o

 
 
Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:55 PM +

not to HAVE one. but they just dont get the same treatment ._.;; in fact, they get the short end of hte stick xD but eh, i have issues

and i dont think thatll work elaine D8 because i know Greg would give his hand out palm-side up =X

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:14 AM +

Next time you see a picture of an attractive actor or a cute guy in public, casually comment on the hawtness. Wait for an agreement. >3

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 01:43 AM +

Why can you only be friends with him if he's gay?

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 03:34 AM +

Elaine said: Ask him to check if there's dirt under his nails.

If he's gay he'll hold his hand out (palm facing downwards) with his fingers outstretched. Like a female.

If he's straight he'll flip his palm over(palm facing upwards) and close his fingers just enough so he could see all of them.

Or maybe that's just to tell if someone if girly gay....


Wow..
I just learned something new about myself.

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 03:39 AM +

... That you have two hands?

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 06:06 PM +

ill still be friends with him nubcake! just there are lines you cant cross with a straight guy friend

 
 
Sun Sep 20, 2009 06:08 PM +

I'll talk about fashion if you REALLY want to...

 

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